The best part of a lunch meeting is the lunch. https://t.co/nBBPDo0jdd
Would be weird if in a parallel universe, tacos ate humans. #WaitingInLineThoughts
The ultimate purpose of opposable thumbs.
Your meal comes with a view. https://t.co/yUzguzzHsJ
Why picnic basket when you can picnic bowl. https://t.co/uFD491HGOA
It’s rude to stare. Come over and say hi. https://t.co/40NfQIyruQ
A true friend gives you the first dip. https://t.co/R9Kxgm1dhR
How to stay warm this fall: order in layers.
We’ve taken a number of steps to ensure our food is safe to eat in Oregon and Washington. Read more: https://t.co/XGyBhy3vXz
Typical fast food has creepy additives, like Tbhq. Tbh, fresh food doesn't need it.
Twist and flip. https://t.co/KpMxfML74Z
Typical fast food has creepy additives, like Natamycin. Ew, Natamyburrito. #Boorito is 3 days away: https://t.co/1HmW7QfVfH
Building it up so you can take it down. https://t.co/mSDTs6qslG
Fielder's choice. #WorldSeries https://t.co/UYdwcTHQEa
Dim the lights, put on the slow jams, unwrap burrito.
Hotter than your mixtape. https://t.co/HhOSeyVQtk
Mit einem ausgefallenen Halloweenkostüm kannst du dir einen 3 € Burrito ergattern. Details unter http://www.chipotle.de/
Tinfoil is like a tortilla for the tortilla. #WaitingInLineThoughts
Come over, can't sleep. https://t.co/04wlyiIcfC
Fact: everyone looks 100% more attractive holding a burrito.
PSA: Remember to breathe between bites.
99 avocados and not a pit in one. https://t.co/R9ksAlO1pC
Eat your burrito bowl like nobody's watching.
@sarkatsm I don't have the right emoji for it. -Joe
Every hero needs a sidekick. Every meal needs a drink. https://t.co/8U587KIG18
Typical fast food has creepy additives, like Polysorbate 80. Sounds like an evil robot
Have burrito, will travel. https://t.co/Y2NAtltz4J
We know what you ate last summer (cuz we keep the receipts).
He did the mash. http://t.co/0RAB87g8Yj
Five seconds ago, you were just "kinda hungry." http://t.co/TXmS9IHsv3
Same. #NapkinDoodle http://t.co/htrCEE4wuI
It’s Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl. http://t.co/K7YQuTvAtq
Instead of using real corn, typical fast food serves up Maltodextrin. Who’s down for some Maltodextrin on the cob?
Score: Love-Love. http://t.co/QrkwPAmulN
Reading. Sometimes, it’s better than talking. #CultivatingThought http://t.co/phssDciRPp
It’s hard to stay mad at someone who brings you burritos.
Finally, an attachment you can’t wait to open. #ChipoteNote
Warm burritos melt hearts. #ChipoteNote http://t.co/q5plNknUdU
Can't dance but can salsa.
10:59 AM. http://t.co/1CEA6gsjuf
Three course meal. http://t.co/QVsYtCDkjo
Red flag: They don’t Chipotle.
(Godfather voice) I’m going to make you a burrito you can’t refuse.
Getting the inside scoop. http://t.co/luJ9n9CIno
Edible art. http://t.co/koIQHGrsTf
Come at me, bro-rito.
Celebrate #NationalTacoDay with these three friends. Then eat them. http://t.co/rHxxmyZwG8
Humans and tacos have been friends for centuries. Let’s celebrate #NationalTacoDay by eating our friends.
This could be us, but you’re not a taco. #NapkinDoodle http://t.co/zu26BW35am
Lettuce eat some greens. #WorldVegetarianDay
People are complicated. Burritos are simple.
True, @kreayshawn. Order wisely, thy fate rests in their hands. https://t.co/9Foa8g7mn7
In a galaxy at the end of this tweet, rebel forces are attacking Chipotle. Save us from the Taste Invaders: http://t.co/VmNslyj78P
To the people who wanna talk while you're eating: stop.
So fresh and so green. #harvest http://t.co/RWhYyHnsgs
To the victors go the chips.
And we don’t mind that you were genetically modified, @CaptainAmerica.
Life is like a box of burritos. No wait, it’s not. But would be down for that reality.
Bring it back to when video games didn't need a third dimension. Play the 8-bit adventure, Taste Invaders: http://chip.tl/tasteinvaders #TBT
Tell people you’re a magician. You make burritos disappear.
What would a pirate order at Chipotle? #TalkLikeAPirateDay https://t.co/ApPjqe1QGD
Looking up at you with those “eat me” eyes. http://t.co/dj5PamRRj2
RT @JohnWeiand: Never let anyone despise you for your age. Einstein's insight at 16 was greater than his peers' at 61. #ssbrsweepstakes
Guac is extra and extra special to us. Watch us celebrate #NationalGuacamoleDay at http://t.co/RTqKQLGC0k
LIVE on #Periscope: It’s #NationalGuacDay – catch the unbelievable, breathtaking action of a bowl of avocados ripen… https://t.co/VlqH4Ylfie
RT @mjreynolds32: A case of mistaken identity and a simple greeting stir the author's imagination with fate's possibility #ssbrsweepstakes …
RT @HarperCollinsCa: Burritos, with a side of story-telling! 11 new writers are teaming up with @ChipotleTweets: http://t.co/6ATkXdCBNf
Typical fast food restaurants add “smoke flavor”. We just fire up the grill.
Just in case you can’t open the can of beans. http://t.co/S1VVLrDQLt
This calls for a fair catch. http://t.co/Xz0VEfVuyD
Winning the coin toss is everything.
Burrito > not a burrito.
Brb grabbing forks. http://t.co/yalXrrkm4e
All up on our grill. http://t.co/7tgeMBR5fa
That moment when time stops. http://t.co/IttNusEUBt
You can tell by the way I use my guac, I’m a taco man, no time to talk.
“Are we there yet?” “No.” “Good.” #LaborDayWeekend http://t.co/K2KEjb8IKO
Hope someone brought napkins. #LaborDayWeekend
Not sure if Chipotle or work of art. http://t.co/wLb3vGIWJO
A hot, beautiful, mess.
Eating a burrito left handed is like being fed by a stranger.
Tightly wrapped in foil #MyTypeIn4Words
Salsa partner. http://t.co/Cqdw82ca3o
RT @LydiaHesterman: @ChipotleTweets looking at you for bringing joy and love to Provo. Finally. #therealmvp http://t.co/CJ6BEy08O5
Cultivating a better world, one festival at a time.
If dogs could order at Chipotle, every bag would be a doggy bag: http://t.co/s4Br7YJJNN #NationalDogDay
Come at me. http://t.co/yBBMH40m6j
Get to snapping! You won't want to miss the WALK THE MOON Snapchat (@chipotlesnaps) takeover from #ChipotleCultivate yesterday!
They couldn't perform, but they could Snap! Don't miss the @WALKTHEMOONband takeover on chipotlesnaps. http://t.co/C8hbZDGq4j
RT @WALKTHEMOONband: This storm sucks, and having the show canceled sucks. We are so disappointed. We can't wait to see you soon.
Now you're cooking with gas, Richard Blais! #ChipotleCultivate
Last chance to tweet questions to #ChipotleCultivate and #AskAtlas — @AtlasGenius #Periscope will start around 2:30pm CT.
The beer will pour. There must be something more at #ChipotleCultivate MPLS. @surlybrewing http://t.co/9fKLgzWY4p
RT @WALKTHEMOONband: We're taking over the @ChipotleTweets @Snapchat [@chipotlesnaps] ALL DAY in Minny 4 #ChipotleCultivate! #GuacIsExtra h…
Grandma doesn’t love the teenagers, but she loves the food.
Let the chips fall where they may. @LittleMix https://t.co/yyCIrYauZh
RT @surlybrewing: Get 2 @chipotletweets #Cultivate Fest @ Loring Park tmrw 8/22 11am-7pm & try our Cultivate '15 w/ MN barley & rhubarb htt…
OH SNAP! @WALKTHEMOONband is taking over our Snapchat [chipotlesnaps] all day at #ChipotleCultivate on 8/22. http://t.co/dBvhhCnb6O
The guys of WALK THE MOON are taking over our Snapchat [@chipotlesnaps] at #ChipotleCultivate on Saturday! Get an inside look at the festival, and see what they're up to all day.
They say talking is hard, but @WalkTheMoonBand makes rocking out look easy at #ChipotleCultivate.
Personal burrito assistant #MakeLifeBetterIn3Words
RT @andrewzimmern: Excited to demo in Loring Park this Saturday for @ChipotleTweets #CultivateFestival: http://t.co/CTLFEUC6J9
Hold my calls.
This is how you salsa. http://t.co/XaL1Jf9SDV
Somewhere a tissue is crying, wishing it was a Chipotle napkin. http://t.co/7ih0KrI6VS
Hey @JakeMiller, we’re just gonna leave this right here. http://t.co/J4pNVHzTJM
Never trust the roommate who doesn’t burrito #AdviceForStudentsThisYear https://t.co/KPx5nZAyP8
@Flo_wer_crowns We have some in Toronto and Vancouver. Where are you? -Joe
If we distract the referee, everyday could be cheat day for the @BellaTwins @WWE https://t.co/Uc9tRO1SZt
Tacos to go. Anywhere.
Summer Mondays are for pool-party recovery...at the pool. http://t.co/PJkvW9Mk08
Pregame your Sunday funday.
Get the message? http://t.co/S5brmK4Wpw
Rappers buy out the bar. Ballers buy out Chipotle. @BigSean https://t.co/nJSd6pTxmd
Next steps: Roll and devour. http://t.co/piPRj9F64v
This is what you call a win, win, win, win situation.
RT @HenryPowderly: .@ChipotleTweets took over the Portland, ME farmers mkt. this morning. Giving everyone $10 to spend at local vendor boot…
Only 25? // 25 Signs You’re Way Too Obsessed With Chipotle http://t.co/39UaNqIfkJ via @BuzzFeed
Monday's new motto: Easy like a picnic in the park. http://t.co/9rIhWRJ1vl
Hold up. Is this from @TheOnion? http://t.co/dam14Qy9VS
Special delivery from #ChipotleHomegrown http://t.co/tZXnmVjY9J
The pre-game walkout @MLS #ChipotleHomegrown Game tonight in Denver. http://t.co/7Bte0p7sbS
LIVE on #Periscope: Ready for kick-off at @MLS #ChipotleHomegrown Game. https://t.co/l32OsQRVXZ
Go Gretchen! // Get That Life: How I Became the Only Female Executive at Chipotle http://t.co/xNtT7OX9pc via @Cosmopolitan
RT @landondonovan: Heading to Denver tomorrow for @MLS All Star Week. @ChipotleTweets Homegrown Game on Tuesday, can't wait! See you all …
Then nobody would get it free. #ThereISaidIt https://t.co/SrQL0JpEev
Meet the best, young rising stars of @MLS - the 2015 Chipotle MLS Homegrown team! #ChipotleHomegrown https://t.co/SgKPIFkYGS
RT @MLS: .@MattMiazga3 talks Olympics and being a Homegrown player: "Road to the Homegrown Game" pres. by @ChipotleTweets https://t.co/sVUt…
Thanks for the Royal welcome, Kansas City. #ChipotleCultivate https://t.co/E7KoVuN9n0
RT @smallpools: Thank You KANSAS CITY!!! #CultivateFest @ChipotleTweets http://t.co/7ejEZ9Ek8I
If you can’’t make it to #ChipotleCultivate keep an eye on our #Periscope for an exclusive performance by @maxfrost http://t.co/QjJ0kIUYxQ
.@smallpools is taking over our Snapchat Sat. 7/18 for #ChipotleCultivate! Follow at ChipotleSnaps http://t.co/azItbE9N4n
Have burrito. Will travel. http://t.co/mfdWwKpEXK
Moment of silence please. http://t.co/JEO4u4EPhT
RT @neilhimself: You can read my @ChipotleTweets cup even if you're far from a Chipotle. It's about @Refugees. http://t.co/pGDpfMx6JU http…
All in all, it's just a new @ChipotleUK restaurant in London Wall. http://t.co/TTkK126xLu
RT @maxfrost: Alright KANSAS CITY let's pick up where we left off. I'm playing the @ChipotleTweets Cultivate Fest on July 18th! http://t.co…
Most of our US restaurants will be closed on Saturday, July 4th in honor of Independence Day. http://t.co/X5YZaokefU
Let there be peas on Earth…but not in guac. @glamourmag https://t.co/WLWjBTjSbh
Who needs strawberries and cream? @VasekPospisil @JackSock #Wimbledon https://t.co/6MONcSthSh
Thanks @BigSean - you deserve it, powered by Chipotle. #BETAwards https://t.co/7lseVjq2Ng
Let us know on Snapchat at ChipotleSnaps. http://t.co/yqODwYMsuM
Don't "Nouveau Bro" me, if you don't know me: http://t.co/CjCUG4WwvN (#21)
@promenadesoftwa It's a great day to be at work! -Myra
Not all heroes wear capes. Come see us today! http://t.co/vM8s6eIoEW
RT @TrizGallo: This might just be the best @ChipotleTweets patio view ever. http://t.co/jJxmLGO2GK
RT @hembreemusic: <3 KC 4 Lyfe! “@Blvdia: Tons of local love from @hembreemusic on the @ChipotleTweets #HomeGrown stage #KC http://t.co/q7e…
Congrats to our Boulevard Montmartre team, European throughput champs!
Doubly delicious delights. http://t.co/8FrR2TAGHI
Twofold tasty, tantalizing treats.
Looks like you’ve got yourself a date, Jake. https://t.co/EDfMdV9vhU
Wish they'd asked me if I wanted something. -Joe #TheWorst http://t.co/ijvJCI5jfi
Wish they'd asked if I wanted something! -Joe #TheWorst
Buy a (RED) gift card for $25 or more until the end of June, and we'll donate 5% of your purchase (up to $100,000) to help #86AIDS: https://chipotle.com/gift-cards -Joe
Catch the best, rising stars of the @MLS at the 2nd Annual #ChipotleHomegrown Game! -Joe https://t.co/9RKBp6fhuA
"My whole life I’ve been looking for excitement. Hoping to distract myself from the sound of what I’m hearing right now: just myself, breathing alone." -Jeffrey Eugenides Read all of Eugenides' Two-Minute Breakup, part of our #CultivatingThought author series: http://chip.tl/eugenides -Joe
James Liu recently celebrated his 100th visit to a different Chipotle restaurant at Stonestown Galleria in SF! -Joe http://t.co/tMY7JBMzTj
James Liu recently visited our Stonestown location with 30 friends marking his 100th visit to a different Chipotle address! -Joe
RT @andrewzimmern: My Chipotle (RED)cipe: Braised pork with chiles & black beans http://t.co/8OZzUzqOqU @chipotletweets @RED #86AIDS http:/…
Clinton Kelly thinks beyond the burrito with this Chipotle-inspired (RED)CIPE for Chicken Burrito Soup, as part of our partnership with (RED) to help #86AIDS: http://chip.tl/clintonkelly -Joe
All the carpe diems and tacos too at #GoProMtnGames in Vail today! -Candice http://t.co/LTTDxl4R7B
RT @MountainGames: @ChipotleTweets we think these guys are headed your way for some #tasty #tacos #GoProMtnGames @LRphotoTweets @GoPro http…
Make your college choice easy: http://t.co/eGwwSuMBVZ -Joe
Change it up. -Joe #BurritoTuesday
RT @andrewzimmern: .@chipotletweets & @RED challenged me to create a #recipe inspired by Chipotle ingredients: http://t.co/8OZzUzqOqU http:…
RT @elmakias: I purchased 4 burritos yesterday from @ChipotleTweets so I wouldn't have to leave the house for two days.
"I want to know the meaning of life, I want to know where I can find the best chocolate ice cream ever, and I want to fall in love." -Carlos Ruiz Zafón Read more about Ruiz Zafón's three wishes in a Two-Minute Apocalypse, part of our #CultivatingThought author series: http://chip.tl/ruizzafon -Joe
Join us at our FREE Cultivate Festival in KC - July 18th, 11am-7pm in Penn Valley Park! Live music, great food, cooking demos, local artisans, and activities for kids. Details: http://chip.tl/cultivatekc -Joe Bands: Portugal. The Man, St. Lucia, Smallpools, Betty Who, Max Frost Chefs: Tim Love, Graham Elliot, Chef Amanda Freitag, Lachlan Patterson & Bobby Stuckey, Colby Garrelts #ChipotleCultivate
Enjoy the weekend. And make sure you schedule in some patio time. -Joe
Perfect for picnics and patios. -Joe http://t.co/OjQHYEJ9Oc
Montel Milledge, our youngest restaurateur, on Mad Money with Jim Cramer. -Joe
RT @MadMoneyOnCNBC: Watch @jimcramer speak with @ChipotleTweets youngest restaurateur, just 19 yrs old, breeding next generation leaders ht…
Are you a Mudder With Integrity? Post your Tough Mudder pictures to Instagram, tag @chipotlemexicangrill, @tough_mudder and include the hashtag #MuddersWithIntegrity. Our team will randomly choose 5 entrants to receive burritos for a year! -Rusty Rules http://chip.tl/mudder
A #Periscope is found on a submarine, but we'll also use it for a tour of Evans tomorrow 5/10 at 10am mountain time! -Rusty
Just a few days remain in our #ChipotleWeddingSweepstakes, enter today! -Myra https://t.co/Mq4dLQW18p
Serving up tacos @CapDistrictNash in Morgan Park, Nashville, until 6pm today! -Joe #TourDeNash http://t.co/fIjJJHNoWW
"The pine trees were also fairly convincing, even though the tallest was under four inches." -Augusten Burroughs Read all of Augusten's Two-Minute Mansion at http://chip.tl/burroughs, part of our #CultivatingThought author series. -Joe
It's burrito time. -Joe
You know what they say: Location, location, location. -Joe
Want Chipotle to cater your wedding? Enter our #ChipotleWeddingSweepstakes on Pinterest. -Myra https://t.co/tEbvaLi2fK
Bowling tonight? -Joe
RT @sarahbethboik: boutonnieres and burrito bowls
Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, here's The Chamanas' cover of "Purple Yellow Red and Blue" from Portugal. The Man. Listen, watch, and download. And come see PTM at our FREE #ChipotleCultivate Festival in Kansas City, later this summer on July 18th! -Joe
RT @patagonia: Kudos to @ChipotleTweets. "We're now making all of the food at our US restaurants with only non-GMO ingredients." http://t.c…
A great day for free tacos at the TD 5 Boro Bike Tour (NYC)! -Joe #TDFBBT #bikenyc @bikenewyork http://t.co/np2q03Nft4
With support from the Chipotle Cultivate Foundation, we're helping the International Rescue Committee give a fresh start to refugees in the United States. Learn more about it here: http://chip.tl/newroots -Joe #NewRoots
There's nothing wrong with #TacoThursday either. -Joe
How 'bout #TacoThursday instead? -Joe http://t.co/7djIJjG4Eo
RT @FallonTonight: If you thought Hawkeye wasn't as super as his friends, we have 2 words: @Chipotletweets guac https://t.co/iNw0MQkz2W htt…